amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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huffingtonpost:

Are Nasty Comments Like These Keeping Women Out Of Science?

"It’s death by a thousand cuts. Every day you’re faced with some comment, some snide remark, some inability to get a name on a research paper. And with an accumulation of those experiences, women tend to walk with their feet."

Go here to read more infuriating stories about women in science. 

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witchyroses:

mockeryd:

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

I actually liked this. Like he got really mad at this dude for saying ‘faggot’ and even when on a mini-rant about it.

This was cool because it was a really dumb movie and Channing Tatum took a human sexuality course and realized he was homophobic and it was great.

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  • Anthony: You won't be safe out there. Stay here, with this nice ex-con barber who spends his time muttering about how much he hates the world and craves bloody revenge, and who always makes funny "closest shave I ever gave" jokes while sensually fondling his razors.

gethenian:

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

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finchmandala:

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

Wait whaaaaaaat this is like the reunion I never asked for but always wanted.

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moritzstiefelshair:

moritzstiefelshair:

I want to be on broadway

not for the tonys, or the money, or the fame

i want to bring a laugh, or a smile to someones face

make them feel the pain and sad your character is feeling

make them angry at your characters villainous side

to inspire someone to do theatre themselves

especially to inspire the next generation, and to make sure theatre never dies

but tonys and money would be good too you guys

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skelebrina:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

-boys that fall asleep after sex without making sure their…

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apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

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schmergo:

My anaconda don’t want none until the mating season, which occurs during the rainy season, and can last for several months, usually from April to May. During this time, males must find females. Typically, female snakes will lay down a trail of pheromones for the males to follow, but it is still unclear how the males of this species track a female’s scent. Male anacondas also frequently flick their tongues to sense chemicals that signal the presence of the female.[26]

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kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

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