dear-monday:

Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.

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Whenever I read the Harry Potter books, I get angry when Ron and Harry are complaining about how much homework they have.

hagridlookalikeatyoservice:

laughterneverdies:

gallifrey-feels:

YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS.

I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK?

STOP COMPLAINING. 

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#if i went to fucking hogwarts i would wake up at six in the morning every damn day and be like I’M GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOW

When you think about it, this explains Hermione.

but Harry grew up with a muggle family

yes but harry’s a little shit

(via lesmiserablephantom)

thegoldenqurls:

#the longer i stare at this the more it seems like a nicki minaj lyric

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actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

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underthe-corktree:

working out is so much easier when you’re enjoying the music you’re listening to while doing it so I thought i’d share my FOB workout!
HUGE NOTE: you can skip any step/cut it short/go easier. its about having fun-if one of the steps isn’t your forte don’t worry about it!
RUNNING (or jogging/biking/walking/any cardio you like): pick your top 4-8 FOB songs and jog/run to them (some good suggestions are Phoenix, MSKWYDITD, Saturday, Centuries, Sugar We’re Going Down, Alone Together, etc…)
LEGS AND BUTTS ON FIREEEE: (do while listening to my songs know)
on the woaahhhooohhhs: wall-sits
on the chorus: lunges 
on the verses and brides: squats
ABS FOR CENTURIES: (do while listening to centuries)
on the chorus: bicycle sit-ups (don’t forget to point your toes and go slow)
on the da da da da: ab reaches/V-ups 
on the verses and bridge: regular sit-ups (bring your chest straight up, don’t go all the way up to your knees)
ARMS TO PUT SNITCHES IN STICHES AND WALKERS: (obvi listen to snitches and talkers)
on the chorus: plank (also helps your tummy muscles!!)
on the oh oh ohs/when pete screams: one armed plank
on the verses and bridge: push ups 
KEEP IT FUN AND BE SAFE AND YOU’RE GONNA LOOK EVEN HOTTER THAN YOU DO NOW (which is already nearly impossible) 

underthe-corktree:

working out is so much easier when you’re enjoying the music you’re listening to while doing it so I thought i’d share my FOB workout!

HUGE NOTE: you can skip any step/cut it short/go easier. its about having fun-if one of the steps isn’t your forte don’t worry about it!

RUNNING (or jogging/biking/walking/any cardio you like): pick your top 4-8 FOB songs and jog/run to them (some good suggestions are Phoenix, MSKWYDITD, Saturday, Centuries, Sugar We’re Going Down, Alone Together, etc…)

LEGS AND BUTTS ON FIREEEE: (do while listening to my songs know)

on the woaahhhooohhhs: wall-sits

on the chorus: lunges 

on the verses and brides: squats

ABS FOR CENTURIES: (do while listening to centuries)

on the chorus: bicycle sit-ups (don’t forget to point your toes and go slow)

on the da da da da: ab reaches/V-ups 

on the verses and bridge: regular sit-ups (bring your chest straight up, don’t go all the way up to your knees)

ARMS TO PUT SNITCHES IN STICHES AND WALKERS: (obvi listen to snitches and talkers)

on the chorus: plank (also helps your tummy muscles!!)

on the oh oh ohs/when pete screams: one armed plank

on the verses and bridge: push ups 

KEEP IT FUN AND BE SAFE AND YOU’RE GONNA LOOK EVEN HOTTER THAN YOU DO NOW (which is already nearly impossible) 

(via raddad-stump)

wilwheaton:

davidout-sortir:

1975blog:

"It’s just a prank, calm down!"

When did harassing women become a prank? You can clearly see that this girl is trying to laugh it off even though she’s uncomfortable with it, and that is not okay. If I’m a feminazi for pointing this out, then so be it, I’m not going to tolerate this shit.

This Sam Pepper controversy is good. It’s good because he’s being called out on this ridiculous and misogynistic behaviour. FUN FACT: If you ever think that you have the right to touch a stranger on ANY part of their body without their consent, you’re wrong. That’s sexual harassment, plain and simple, and it’s completely wrong.

Fuck this guy. This guy is a despicable piece of shit. I hope all of these women press charges against him.

They won’t come back
Where do you go
I don’t know

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00davo:

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

(via musicals-are-punk-rock)

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

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visualvexation:

sorry:

when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago:

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I consider everything beyond yesterday years ago

(via frombeyondthelaughingsky)

raoulchristines:

Me: 

Everyone else who isn’t going the the Broadway Flea Market:

(x)

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